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Toilet Roll brand is Sorbent Hypo-Allergenic - 3 ply - long roll.

Sorbent Hypo-Allergenic pure white 3 ply long rolls, 270 sheets per roll. Sorbent Hypo-Allergenic is toilet tissue that is PH Neutral and Dermatologically tested for sensitive skin; ink, dye and fragrance free. Sorbent Long Roll has 50% more sheets on every roll

Sorbent's sustainable materials are carefully selected to give you the perfect balance of softness, thickness and a 3 ply pure white paper that looks as good as it feels on your skin. Dispersible, biodegradable paper suitable for all systems. Sorbent is locally made in Kawerau, Bay of Plenty and has reduced their carbon footprint by utilising local geothermal steam. Sorbent Long roll is a FSC® certified product that supports responsible forestry and certified by Environmental Choice New Zealand.